Last updated at 11:49, Tuesday, 18 May 2010

What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!

What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bear
Bear who?
Bear bum!

Why do Giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a sheep?
A wooly jumper

What Black and white and red all over?
A penguin with sun burn.

What is a fairy's favourite food?
Pixie 'n' Mix!

What do you call a number in space?
An Astronaut

What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin!

What did the grape do when it got trodden on?
It let out a little wine

(from Katya, aged 6)

What do you call a girl who does the splits over a river?
Bridget!

What do you call two robbers?
A pair of knickers!

Teacher: William, find America on the map.
William: Here, Miss.
Teacher: Right class, who discovered Amercia?
Class: William did, Miss.

First published at 10:29, Monday, 19 January 2009
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